ECS—or Escaped Cow Syndrome—and the ennui-inducing NW (Now What-ism)Β associated with it—is something we all face; it is by no meansΒ limited to bovines/ungulates. But take heart, I say, from these proud,Β purposeful individuals. Nothing less than a clarion call has been sounded: We need not fear freedom; we must embrace it!
Published earlier in sister-site ArgotSpeak.